Marc26z/GarlicRoastedCashews
2025-02-01 04:24:50 +00:00

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I'm selling roasted cashews on my freedom tech blog as an experiment in capitalism. I make them myself and in the spirit of free and open source software, I figured I would open source the recipe with a catch. You can get the recipe in one of two ways.
1. Become a paid subscriber to my Substack and you will get a key to unlock the PGP ciphertext.
2. Read it in the clear(unencrypted) on nostr.
Since PGP isn't as popular as apps the U.S. Government bans like TikTok, I'm writing a little PGP tutorial.
1. Download an app named Open Keychain from the Google Play Store, assuming it doesn't get banned by the time you read this. Or....You can [download it on F-Droid](https://www.openkeychain.org/)
2. If you're one of those people who hates the Android Open Source Project, I hear PGP Encrypt isn't terrible](https://primal.net/e/note1za28yd4krr5n9cgnmynfmyacg7vhe8x3szzzvh4xa49ujsjluwts8ldvg4).
3. Select the ciphertext and copy it into open keychain.
Decrypt using the passlhrase below the Paywall.
If you cannot afford to pay, or are just a cheap like me, you can find the article on nostr.
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"To encrypt is to indicate the desire for privacy, and to encrypt with weak cryptography is to indicate not too much desire for privacy.”
I do not indicate a desire for too much privacy here, but I like playing wirh these things. I hope you enjoy playing with them too.
The key is behind the paywall.
If you cannot afford to pay, or are just a cheap like me, you can get the key and this entire article on nostr.
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Here is the decrypted recipe if you don't really want to use PGP.
1 LB organi raw cashews
2 TBS beef tallow
2 TBS salt
1 TBS garlic powder
Melt tallow in the microwave
Brush the tallow on the nuts. Spread onto a cookie sheet.
Preheat oven 350 degrees
Bake for 10 minutes.
Let cool.
Violá!
Enjoy your garlic roasted cashews. Or...you can pick some up at https://shopstr.store/marketplace/npub1marc26z8nh3xkj5rcx7ufkatvx6ueqhp5vfw9v5teq26z254renshtf3g0
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